• Period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
  • Period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
  • Period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
  • Period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
  • Period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
  • Period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
  • Period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
  • Period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
  • Period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
  • Period: Yell at a puppy.
rhydonmyhardon:

fairlyoddblogger:

how does it feel to have your life played by frankie muniz in less than 140 characters

rhydonmyhardon:

fairlyoddblogger:

how does it feel to have your life played by frankie muniz in less than 140 characters

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frustracja:

Alex Gaskarth talks about stolen bike (2007)

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jamsfrankenstein:

fact: when a boy wears a beanie i want 2 make out with him approximately 700% more

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